The DNA Decade
O.J.'s blood
Jurassic Park
Thomas Jefferson/Sally Hemmings
cloned calves
Dolly
Human Genome Project
the dress
Dr. Richard Seed
The Rise of the Eastside Decade
Microsoft gazillionaires
Cucina! Cucina!
Modest Mouse
University Village makeover
Eddie Bauer
Kenny G's Breathless goes 12x platinum
"Better check with Redmond"
WOMAD
Nintendo 64
Jennifer Dunn
Kirkland brand toilet paper
I-90
Mike Frier road divider
the new Renton
Things that became extinct in the '90s
"independent" films
"grassroots" politics
"most livable" status
Naughty Nineties
Steve's Broiler
Trader Vic's
Penny University
Food Giant
the Dead
busy signals
"hyperactivity"
feminism
Netscape
drug-law reform
health-care reform
education reform
grazing-fees reform
water-rights reform
Teamsters reform
tort reform
the peace dividend
the '60s
affirmative action
Longacres
black-and-white newspapers
Ross Shafer
tourist-free REI shopping
The Fat Decade
Biggie Smalls
Teletubbies
Chris Farley
Drew Carey
Rosie O'Donnell
Monica's thighs
Bill's appetite
Newman
Rush Limbaugh
Stuffed-crust pizza
Queen Latifah
Cinnabon
Newt Gingrich
Cartman
fat cigars
phat
Mitchell Rupe
that woman on The Practice
I lost 40 lbs. in three weeks! Ask me how!
Things we can't do anymore on account of the '90s
discharge fireworks
eat at Dag's or the Doghouse
order "a beer" or "a cup of coffee" without being handed a list
expect to retire from
Boeing
block an intersection
sit on the sidewalk
make noise in Pioneer Square
buy malt liquor in Pioneer Square
live in Belltown on an artist's salary
make fun of "geeks"
play in a band just for fun
watch the Sonics at the Tacoma Dome
complain that there's no place to go out in Seattle
walk cheerfully up Pike Street and expect to be propositioned for sex, drugs, or meat still bearing the Safeway sticker
enjoy yourself in the Apple Theater, the Midtown, or the Downtown
advertise your show on a telephone pole
bring a gun along to your divorce hearing at the King County Courthouse
enjoy a $2 movie at the UA 150
play Hacky Sack in the middle of Pine Street
call anyone for a quarter
read a copy of Eastsideweek
'90s bright ideas
OS-2
OK Cola
Microsoft Bob
the Newton
Madonna's Sex
S&L bailout
urban villages
the cashmere
hooded sweatshirt
pull-tabs
the Newmark Center
Mike James running for Senate
diversity consultants
casual Fridays
Seattle Commons
Contract with America
CD-ROMs
Brew Your Own Beer
Blow Your Own Glass
zero tolerance
tall cuisine
fusion cuisine
cold fusion
ice beer
clear beer
tattoos
tattoo removals
silicone implants
silicone-implant removals
silicone implants
collagen injections
condoms in high schools
condoms in junior high schools
Heather Has Two Mommies
celebrity junkies
celebrity blowjobs
celebrity wanking
movies based on comics
movies based on toys
movies based on comics based on toys
hot-talk radio
Hammer time
luxury pickups
de-penistrations
penile reattachments
penile implants
the Goodwill Games
"Refuse to Lose"
"Not in Our House"
Asia-Pacific Decade
APEC
karaoke
Nintendo Mariners
Singapore spanking
Vancouver sumo
annual China MFN "debate"
Gov. Gary Locke
Asian fund raising
Judge Ito
Hello Kitty
Jackie Chan
Dalai Lama
Hong Kong handoff
financial collapse
depression
the oral decade
Eddie Murphy
Hugh Grant
milk moostaches
Marv Albert
the big creep
Dick Morris
Anna Deavere Smith
Tommy Lee
giant sucking sound
Kurt Cobain
Very '90s ways to quit this world
firing a postal worker
giving a poor review
to a rap CD
sharing a latte with Nicole
Brown Simpson
paparazzi racing
elementary-school shoot-out
swinging in Walla Walla
Waco BBQ
Camp Four on a cell phone
breathing in the Tokyo subway
Hale-Bopp
mailgram from Lincoln, Montana
landing a plane on Viagra
CBS' prime time
Jumbo Jack washed down with Odwalla
shoplifting at Safeway
scoring an "own goal" against Colombia
Political Miracle Decade
Clinton still president
Saddam still in Baghdad
British monarchy still collecting paychecks
Strom Thurmond still breathing
Carville and Matalin still married
Norm Rice survival of "gunshot"
Newt's rise
Newt's fall
balanced budgets
budget surpluses
Thomas Jefferson makes tabloids
Wag the Dog's timing
Charlie Chong's election
Patty Murray's reelection
Paul Allen's purchase of an election
the Craswells
Luke Esser
Inappropriate Relationship Decade
Bill and Monica
Bill and Paula
Bill and Kathleen
Bill and Gennifer
Bill and Andy
Amy and Joey
Mike and Evander
Mary Kay and whatsisname
Bob Packwood and staff
Mike Lowry and staff
Brock Adams and staff
buttafuoco buttafuoco buttafuoco
Tailhook
Ronald McDonald and kids
Frugal Gourmet and helpers
Pee-Wee Herman and self
Henry Hyde and friend's wife
Anna Nicole Smith and ancient husband
Clarence
and Anita
Tonya and
Nancy
Woody and Soon-Yi
Michael Jackson and young friends
Bob Moorehead and congregants
Remake Decade
Lost in Space
Maverick
The Brady Bunch
The Beverly Hillbillies
Flintstones
George of the Jungle
The Jetsons
The Fugitive
The Avengers
Batman
Mission Impossible
Dennis the Menace
Addams Family
Mr. Magoo
Sergeant Bilko
Etc., etc., etc., etc.
The Rugrats Decade
McCaughey septuplets
Chukwu octuplets
Gates Babies
Babe
"Baby Got Back"
Baby Spice
"Yeah, baby!"
"Sonics, baby, yeah"
Babyface
Baby boom echo
Babydoll look
Baby M
Beanie babies
Dancing baby
Fabulous SportsBabe
"Hasta la vista, baby"
Locke babies
"beautiful babies"
crack babies
Nevermind
