Didn't get paid, didn't get laid

He smiles, then stutters something about a private area.

"Well, of course I don't want to go into the men's locker room."

"Well, it's all a men's room." He's grinning, obviously dying to let me make sense of this.

"Tell me," I hiss gleefully, as if to a girlfriend in sixth grade.

"Well, we aren't really supposed to, but after we work out, if no one's looking, we take the elevator to the president's bomb shelter." He shrugs. "There are lots of showers."

Afterword

Beth Hinchliffe, the "warm and fuzzy" speechwriter, was fired in November, just after the Senate confirmed Supreme Court Justice David Souter. The Kon Tiki raft was made with balsa logs from Ecuador. In 1992, Spy reporter Joe Conason published the only major article on George Bush's affair with Jennifer Fitzgerald. I never did talk Ray into escorting me to the bomb shelter for a shower.