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The End is Nigh:

A search for the truth about the millennium bug leads our reporter to a shocking revelation.

Or, more likely, we will hear none of the above. For the world will indeed have ended, as predicted, at the Dawn of 2000. But not, as is now believed, because of answer G in our multiple-choice quiz. As you finish reading this, India and Pakistan, locked in a nuclear arms race, are preparing to commence a war that will lead in short order to scenario C. (The Pentateuch was right!) The rest of the world, distracted by the Y2K hysteria, was unable to intervene in time. Thus the world will end not with a programmer's whimper, but with a great big bang-bang-bang. Cock-a-doodle-doom!


Related Links and information:

wacky Y2K site
http://www.earthascending.com/core/core.htm

Defense Logistics Agency
http://www.dla.mil/

Capers Jones
http://www.comlinks.com/mag/cjexec.htm

Gary North's Dire Predictions
http://www.garynorth.com

Y2K Humor
http://www.zdnet.com/wsources/
topfive/t5111797.html

The Bible Code
http://www.biblecode.com

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